But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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