In the future we'll all be gay
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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