Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Go christen that room with your naked body.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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