She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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