she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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