Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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