YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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