no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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