Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
