I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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