spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We got so high we made milksteak
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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