Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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