elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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