I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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