I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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