btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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