I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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