he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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