EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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