Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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