haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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