I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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