WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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