we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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