What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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