Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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