this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize