He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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