Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
