ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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