Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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