he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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