I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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