i permit you to call me
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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