I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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