1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Do you still have your period?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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