Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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