The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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