so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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