shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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