the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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