butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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