so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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