The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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