Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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