I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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