waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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