david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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