Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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