sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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