sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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