Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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