at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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