i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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