Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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