the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Pants are for mortals
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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