So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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