I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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