I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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